Sweet Disorder 1 views Claim this Business

Whilst Sweet Disorder appreciates that life is not going to be easy every day, we are very concerned that the act of having a good belly laugh could be under threat of extinction. Our apothecary range of quality candies aims to help combat this. Our mission is to add a sprinkle of happiness and a dash of fun wherever we can
1 to 24 of 153
AA •
×
  • Smart Arse Suppressants
    $17 +
    Smart Arse Suppressants
    Useful when someone in the room is showing signs of being annoyingly cocky, glib, rude, cheeky or overly clever with an unsubstantiated view of everything.Contains New Zealand made Black Ball Candy.May contain wheat flour.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Say "Yes" Pills
    $17 +
    Say "Yes" Pills
    For those times when you need to say yes to an amazing opportunity or adventure but are feeling nervous or unsure.Contains made Kiwi Fruit rockMay contain traces of Wheat flourGelatine Free
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Say "No" Pills
    $17 +
    Say "No" Pills
    For those times when you simply need the courage to say noContains made Strawberry Fruit rockMay contain traces of Wheat flourGelatine Free
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Procrastination Pills
    $17 +
    Procrastination Pills
    A remedy to stimulate action when you are delaying an important task and faffing around on less important more fun activities instead.Contains made Black Ball mint candyMay contain traces of Wheat flourGelatine Free
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Spit the Dummy
    $17 +
    Spit the Dummy
    A remedy for those times when there is an urge to display a childish and sudden burst of anger or frustration.Contains New Zealand made Barley SugarMay contain traces of wheat.Gelatine free.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Good on Ya
    $17 +
    Good on Ya
    For those times when wanting to show how impressed, proud or excited you are about someone's actionsContains New Zealand made kiwi fruit rock candyMay contain traces of wheat.Gelatine free.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Drongo Drops
    $17 +
    Drongo Drops
    A formula created to boost intelligence and limit stupid nonsensical behaviourContains New Zealand made granny mintsMay contain traces of wheat.Gelatine free.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Hangover Remedy
    $17 +
    Hangover Remedy
    A unique formula created to relieve the unpleasant symptoms that occur the morning after excessive alcohol intake.Contains New Zealand made chocolate coated pineapple lumps.Contain Gelatine
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Chill Pills
    $17 +
    Chill Pills
    A unique remedy to help you to relax and calm down when in a stressful situation or when you are simply overreacting.Contains New Zealand made fizzy candyGluten freeGelatin free
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Short Fuse Fizzies
    $17 +
    Short Fuse Fizzies
    Useful when someone in the room is showing signs of tetchiness, irritability, impatience, anger and general cantankerousnessContains New Zealand made Large Fizzy Candy.Made in a factory that also produces products containing wheat flour, soy, peanuts, milk and tree nuts.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Laughter Lozenges
    $17 +
    Laughter Lozenges
    Laughter is the best medicine. This potent formulation is good for the soul, and helps to see the foolishness of trying to be perfect.Contains New Zealand made Giant Jelly Beans.Gluten Free.May be present: dairy and soy.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • You Nailed It Nuggets
    $17 +
    You Nailed It Nuggets
    For those occasions when you did something really well, got something right or completed a task and a reward is in order.Contains New Zealand made Giant Jelly Beans.Gluten Free.May be present: dairy and soy.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Monday-Itis Mood Boosters
    $17 +
    Monday-Itis Mood Boosters
    Specifically for those Sunday night blues when feeling signs of weariness, apathy, sadness and general distress prior to Monday morning work.Contains New Zealand made Chocolate covered Hokey Pokey.Gluten Free.Contains milk and soy.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Suck It Up Candy
    $17 +
    Suck It Up Candy
    Suitable for occasions when you feel you have no other alternative and you just need to accept an unpleasant or difficult situation or decision.Contains New Zealand made Mixed Fizzy Sweets.Gluten Free.May be present: dairy and soy.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Concrete Pills
    $17 +
    Concrete Pills
    Specifically created for those people who simply need to harden the %#@! up
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Dumbfuckery Formula
    $17 +
    Dumbfuckery Formula
    This remedy has been created to give some small relief from a world where there is extreme stupidity everywhere.Contains New Zealand made granny mintsMay contain wheat flour.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • A**hole Antidote
    $17 +
    A**hole Antidote
    To be taken when feeling frustrated and struggling not to scream at someone who is showing signs of supreme assholery.Contains hard fruit jubes, made in AustraliaContains WheatContains Gelatine
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Get Shit Done
    $17 +
    Get Shit Done
    The ultimate remedy to stop procrastination and give a super boost to productivity and energy.Contains wrapped mint candies.Sweets made in Mexico.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Shit Happens
    $17 +
    Shit Happens
    For those times when bad things happen in daily life that cannot be changed.Contains 200g Jelly BeansMay contain traces of dairy and soyMade in New Zealand
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Box of Shit
    $55 +
    Box of Shit
    A box of our top selling ‘Shit’ stuff. Presented in a high quality black gift box.Add a gift message to truly personalise your gift when prompted at checkout.Contains:1 can Bullshit Blockers1 can Get Shit Done1 can Shit Happensand a little extra treat prescription bag of sweets.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • HTFU Formula
    $17 +
    HTFU Formula
    Particularly useful for those instances when someone is behaving like a weakling, being a pansy and generally needs to toughen up.Contains Hard Fruit Jubes.Contains wheat.Made in Australia.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Grow Some Balls
    $17 +
    Grow Some Balls
    Feeling like a bit of a ‘wus’? These balls will help you to be more courageous and stand up for your convictions.Contains New Zealand made Black Ball Candy.May contain wheat flour.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Bullshit Blockers
    $17 +
    Bullshit Blockers
    Destroys all types of bullshit and nonsense, creating a sense of truth and reality.For General use in both home and office.Contains New Zealand made Chocolate Filled Liquorice.Contains gluten (wheat), soy, milk and liquorice extract.
    Buy from Store 0 0
  • Fucktard Remedy
    $17 +
    Fucktard Remedy
    This formula can be used on a daily basis to relieve the frustration caused by insanely stupid individuals.Contains Fizzy Cola BottlesMay contain gluten.- Sweets made in Turkey
    Buy from Store 0 0
×