Extendible Anti-snore Punch Glove

Do you have the displeasure to sleep next to a 'chainsaw', 'motorcycle', or 'foghorn' snorer? Firstly, please accept our apologies, and secondly, please accept this as a solution - The extendible anti-snore punch glove extends to around 55cm and will give you an extra arms length to "lovingly" knock some silence into your snorer of choice.