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$50.99One More Frame, Photographer on the Hillside T-shirtA photographer's silhouette stands on a hillside against the sky, the caption one more frame beneath them. It is the shot after the shot, the one taken because the light kept getting better.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (15...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Bat Shoots at Night T-shirtA bat stands beside a camera mounted on a tripod, drawn out shooting after dark the way bats always are anyway. Giving a bat the night shift barely counts as a joke, it is just accurate.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Too Close, Bear Ignored the Camera Rule T-shirtA bear holds a camera, standing too close to whatever it is photographing, captioned exactly that. It flips the usual wildlife photography warning around, the bear is the one who did not keep their distance this time.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99White Balance, Chameleon With a Camera T-shirtA chameleon holds a camera, captioned white balance, the setting that corrects colour the way a chameleon corrects its own. The joke is built right into the animal's whole trick.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) lig...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Fast Glass, Cheetah Gets the Fastest Lens T-shirtA cheetah holds a camera, captioned fast glass, the term for a lens with a wide aperture that lets in plenty of light. The fastest animal alive gets the fastest lens in the shop.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) lig...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Panning Shot, Crab Walks Sideways Anyway T-shirtA crab stands beside a camera on a tripod, captioned panning shot, the sideways technique that tracks a moving subject. A crab teaching panning makes a certain amount of sense, given how it walks.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Wide Angle, Frog With Naturally Wide Eyes T-shirtA frog holds a camera, captioned wide angle, a fitting choice given how wide its own eyes already sit. It is a small joke about perspective that only really works with this particular animal.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (1...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Motion Blur, Hare Faster Than the Shutter T-shirtA hare holds a camera, captioned motion blur, the streak an animal that fast usually leaves behind in a photo. Here the hare holds the camera instead of running from it.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) lightweight...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Still Waiting on the Tripod, a Heron Habit T-shirtA heron stands with a camera on a tripod, captioned still waiting, a habit the bird already has without a camera in hand. It is patience drawn twice over, once in the pose and once in the caption.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Gear Acquisition, Magpie With a Camera T-shirtA magpie stands with a camera on a tripod, captioned gear acquisition, the term for a habit of collecting equipment that magpies already have with shiny objects. The bird and the caption make the same point twice.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a l...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Out of Focus, the Mole Barely Needs Its Eyes T-shirtA mole holds a camera, captioned out of focus, a fair joke given how little a mole actually needs its eyes. The blur is the punchline and the excuse both.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) lightweight 100% ring spun...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Drawn to the Light, Moth T-shirtA moth stands beside a camera on a tripod, captioned drawn to the light, the exact instinct that already defines the animal. Every photographer chases good light, but a moth has no choice in the matter.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Never Enough Hands, Octopus With a Camera T-shirtAn octopus holds a camera, captioned never enough hands, the complaint of anyone juggling a camera, a lens cap and a tripod at once. Eight arms still is not quite enough for a full camera bag.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99High ISO, the Owl Barely Needed It T-shirtAn owl stands with a camera on a tripod, captioned high ISO, the setting that lets a sensor see in the dark the way an owl already can. It is the animal that needed the joke the least.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g/mÂ...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Slow Shutter, Sloth Never Rushes Anyway T-shirtA sloth holds a camera, captioned slow shutter, a setting that suits an animal that never moves any faster than it has to. The joke needed no explaining once the animal was picked.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) l...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Burst Mode, Squirrel Never Sits Still T-shirtA squirrel holds a camera, captioned burst mode, the setting that fires off frames as fast as a squirrel darts between branches. Quick and slightly chaotic suits both equally well.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.- 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) l...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Long Exposure, Tortoise T-shirtA tortoise stands beside a camera on a tripod, captioned long exposure, a technique that rewards exactly the kind of patience a tortoise already has. Nothing about this pairing needed much explaining.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.-...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Crouched Behind the Lens T-shirtA figure sat still with a long lens, drawn in a handful of strokes and doing nothing at all. Most of wildlife photography is this and none of the pictures show it. For the people who already know that.Our artwork on a lightweight cotton tee. Its own range of designs, a lighter shirt, a lower price.-...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99First Light Down the Long Lens T-shirtOne long telephoto lens lying flat, pointing left, with a mountain lake at first light drawn through it. A bull moose stands in the shallows at the hood with its reflection under it, the barrel holds the lake and sixteen spruce on the far shore, and the rings and mount at the back carry four ridges...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Granite Valley on the Ground Glass T-shirtOne large format bellows camera seen from the side, with the valley it exists to photograph drawn through it. A sheer granite monolith stands on the left, a thin waterfall drops free from a notch on the opposite wall, and a great rounded dome sits far off at the head. Twenty pines run away down the...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99The Elk the Camera Waited For T-shirtOne camera body seen head on, with the clearing it was pointed at drawn down through it. Eighteen treetops fill the hump, six white birch trunks stand in the grip, and a single star sits on the shutter button. In the round lens mount a bull elk stands at the far side of the clearing with its antlers...Visit Store 0 0 -
$50.99Seabird Colony Through the Viewfinder T-shirtOne camera viewfinder seen as if your eye is against it, with a seabird colony filling the frame. A chalk cliff takes the left third in twelve separate ledges, twenty five birds stand and bank around it at their own sizes, and four gannets dive beside an offshore stack. One focus bracket sits over t...Visit Store 0 0
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