Dad Soap - Big Belly

Dad soaps! Just the thing From Moana Rd's Dad-Bod Apothecary Co. All natural cures for Dad "problems". Made in from all natural ingredients including Kawakawa for healing and soothing, and pumice and coffee for exfoliating.

Instructions for use: Rub on belly twoce daily to reduce swelling. For best results, increase exercise and decrease alcohol and pie consumption.

Disclaimer: This cure is just for laughs. Embrace the spare tyre.