Siren's Booty Call
SPLIT TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colourful coral."
SPLIT NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. 3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). 5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
INTRODUCING SIREN'S BOOTY CALL
Follow Odysseus's lead and shove beeswax in your ears. Otherwise, you'll never be able to resist the seductive song of these sunnies. It goes: "SQUAAAAWK SQUAWK, SQUAAAAAAAWK !" Lovely, isn't it? Uh-oh. Too late. You bought 'em! Now follow Odysseus's ship's lead and get wrecked.
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