PILLS = Provocative Professor

John Waters once declared: 'If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't f k them.'

Well, reading has just had the hotness dial turned up to 'fetch me a fan I'm about to faint' with the introduction of Happy To Sit On Your Face's new range of seductive reading glasses - PILLS.

Get yourself a pair and then to the library, the bookstore, to drive your fellow bibliophiles to distraction.

Acetate frame / Diopters Lens / case included / suitable for prescription lenses

Measurements:

Lens H 42.75 mm / W 48.55mm

Bridge W 21mm

Frame H 55.4mm / W 146 mm

Temple L 137mm