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Whilst Sweet Disorder appreciates that life is not going to be easy every day, we are very concerned that the act of having a good belly laugh could be under threat of extinction. Our apothecary range of quality candies aims to help combat this. Our mission is to add a sprinkle of happiness and a dash of fun wherever we can
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  • Concrete Pills
    $17 +
    Concrete Pills
    Specifically created for those people who simply need to harden the %#@! up
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  • Dumbfuckery Formula
    $17 +
    Dumbfuckery Formula
    This remedy has been created to give some small relief from a world where there is extreme stupidity everywhere.Contains New Zealand made granny mintsMay contain wheat flour.
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  • A**hole Antidote
    $17 +
    A**hole Antidote
    To be taken when feeling frustrated and struggling not to scream at someone who is showing signs of supreme assholery.Contains hard fruit jubes, made in AustraliaContains WheatContains Gelatine
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  • Get Shit Done
    $17 +
    Get Shit Done
    The ultimate remedy to stop procrastination and give a super boost to productivity and energy.Contains wrapped mint candies.Sweets made in Mexico.
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  • Shit Happens
    $17 +
    Shit Happens
    For those times when bad things happen in daily life that cannot be changed.Contains 200g Jelly BeansMay contain traces of dairy and soyMade in New Zealand
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  • Box of Shit
    $55 +
    Box of Shit
    A box of our top selling ‘Shit’ stuff. Presented in a high quality black gift box.Add a gift message to truly personalise your gift when prompted at checkout.Contains:1 can Bullshit Blockers1 can Get Shit Done1 can Shit Happensand a little extra treat prescription bag of sweets.
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  • HTFU Formula
    $17 +
    HTFU Formula
    Particularly useful for those instances when someone is behaving like a weakling, being a pansy and generally needs to toughen up.Contains Hard Fruit Jubes.Contains wheat.Made in Australia.
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  • Grow Some Balls
    $17 +
    Grow Some Balls
    Feeling like a bit of a ‘wus’? These balls will help you to be more courageous and stand up for your convictions.Contains New Zealand made Black Ball Candy.May contain wheat flour.
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  • Bullshit Blockers
    $17 +
    Bullshit Blockers
    Destroys all types of bullshit and nonsense, creating a sense of truth and reality.For General use in both home and office.Contains New Zealand made Chocolate Filled Liquorice.Contains gluten (wheat), soy, milk and liquorice extract.
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  • Fucktard Remedy
    $17 +
    Fucktard Remedy
    This formula can be used on a daily basis to relieve the frustration caused by insanely stupid individuals.Contains Fizzy Cola BottlesMay contain gluten.- Sweets made in Turkey
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  • Common Sense Substitute
    $17 +
    Common Sense Substitute
    Specially formulated for those who lack the logic that should be obvious to anyone.Contains New Zealand made lemon flavoured acid drops.
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  • Total Badass
    $17 +
    Total Badass
    This formula stimulates toughness, fearlessness, confidence and a total badass attitude.Contains Fizzy Cola Bottles.- Contain gelatine- May contain traces of Gluten.- Sweets made in Turkey.
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  • TechTox
    $17 +
    TechTox
    For the treatment of chronic scroll-itis, thumb cramps from excessive swiping or instagram induced life envyContains New Zealand made lemon flavoured acid drops.
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  • Man Flu Formula
    $17 +
    Man Flu Formula
    To support men through the pain and agony of the worst illness everContains New Zealand made mint humbugs
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  • Nozempic
    $17 +
    Nozempic
    Specifically formulated for when willpower is low and another sweet tooth snack attack is about to takeover.Contains New Zealand made butterscotch candy.
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