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You can't go wrong with a classic and simple 100% cotton t-shirt. The men's staple tee is super comfy and soft to the touch. Combine it with a jacket for a smarter look, and you're ready to go. • 100% combed cotton • Heather colors are 85% cotton, 15% viscose • Mid-weight, 5.3 o...

Moby Duck is your friend. He's a cute lil’ guy the size of eight aircraft carriers or a smallish mountain, gliding by serenely on an Alaskan lake. The reason he’s so big? He’s so full of love. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, ma...

By popular request, the T-shirt that says "NO" is now available as a hoodie, which also says "NO." There’s a lot going on the world at the moment, and nearly all of it needs saying “No" to. This hoodie will make you vastly more efficient – you can say No simply by wearing i...

Treat yourself to a unique kangaroo pocket hoodie that’s made of premium, high-quality materials that’ll serve you for a long time. Get yours now! • 80% cotton, 20% polyester anti-pill fleece • Fabric weight: 8.55 oz/yd² (290 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • Regular fit • Ra...

Cats are Comrades is inspired by the 100% true fact that cats are anarcho-communists, not Libertarians as is commonly claimed. This shirt will look equally good on your chest, or the chest of a comrade, or being waved from the barricades and ramparts. Available in all colours, as long as it's r...

The smallest Birds in Hats are ready to endecorate your personal items, in much-requested sticker form! Feat. Gandalf the Grey Warbler, Robin Hood, Toptit, Policeman Rifleman, King Fisher, and fan favourite Farmtail, these beans - one might even describe them as "smol" - can be stuck on to...

A downloadable PDF of "Steamed Hams but it's Bob Ross" an original mixed media (oils and acrylic) painting by me. How I did it: I painted along in oils with a Bob Ross episode (Northern Lights, Season 8, Episode 13). Secretly, I'd painted Seymour Skinner and covered him in maskin...

This is a digital print of "Skea", from an original painting in acrylic on canvas, and is part of the Birds in Hats series by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work. This cheeky alpine fella zips down mountainsides and the fronts of parked cars, in between chewing on your windscreen wipers and stealing your stuff. What a dick

This is a high-resolution downloadable PDF of the original painting "Redemptive Snowscape, part of the Two Ruru Paints series, by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work. You can watch this painting get, uh, painted, right here! This painting feature...

This is a printable PDF of "Moo", which I think is probably the most unsettling painting I've ever done. A quick story. I'm from New Zealand. We have far too many cows here. One day, my wife and I were driving through the countryside, surrounded - as everyone is in New Zealand - ...

A print of Moby Duck, a cute lil’ guy the size of eight aircraft carriers or a smallish mountain, gliding by serenely on an Alaskan lake. The reason he’s so big? He’s so full of love.

This is a high-resolution downloadable PDF of the original painting "Halo Is A Pretty Cool Guy", part of the Two Ruru Paints series, by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work. You can watch this painting get painted right here! On a mysterious ...

This is a digital print of "Farmtail", part of the Birds in Hats series by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work. This print is available on high-quality card stock as well as a high-resolution downloadable PDF and various merchandise. This en...

Gidday. This is a high-resolution PDF of the original painting "Climate Change Kookaburra" by Joshua Drummond, who is me. I've painted this bird wearing a firefighter's hat, based on Wallabi Point real estate agent Adam Stevenson's viral photo of a kookaburra sitting on a branch in front of a swathe of burned bush.

It's a common misconception that cats are selfish libertarians. In fact, they are comradely anarcho-communists. Celebrate this true fact with your own revolutionary "Cats are Comrades" poster, featuring some of the world's most non-controversial symbols and a stately black kitty in a beret. More revolutionary still: get this poster on a PDF, and print it anywhere

This is a high-resolution downloadable PDF of the original painting "Captain Falcon Falcon", part of the Birds in Hats series, by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work. Oh, and you can watch this bird getting painted here. This bird of prey pa...

This is a high-resolution downloadable desktop wallpaper for your PC or Mac of the original painting "Captain Falcon Falcon", part of the Birds in Hats series, by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work. Oh, and you can watch this bird getting p...

This is a high-resolution PDF of the original painting "Animal Doom Crossing Eternal", part of the Two Ruru Paints series, by Joshua Drummond, who is me. Also, hi! Thanks for supporting my art by buying my work. You can watch this painting get painted right here! In this Golden Book-style ...

There's a lot going on the world at the moment, and nearly all of it needs saying "No" to. This shirt will make you vastly more efficient - you can say No simply by wearing it. Clickbait headline on your trusted digital news source? "No." Techbro spruiking some AI dreck on L...

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This is a poster featuring all the Birds in Hats to date. It's designed to look a bit like the world-famous (in New Zealand) Commercial Fish Species of New Zealand poster that's in all the fish and chip shops you've ever visited.

This is a poster featuring all the Birds in Hats to date. It's designed to look a bit like the world-famous (in New Zealand) Commercial Fish Species of New Zealand poster that's in all the fish and chip shops you've ever visited.